They say that people change every 7 years, don't they? And I'm not talking about going sober or starting to go to the gym. I mean change ...

I can only assume that the huge delay to this announcement is on account of my utter disbelief. But better late that never! After years...

In a Cafe Nero in Chichester, on a depressingly wet August day. 153,710 words, 479 pages, a year and a half and 30 million coffees...

Hello intrepid internet voyager. Thank you for peering in to my website in these early days. As you can see, there's not much to look at....